Featured post

ELEME RICH MEN ARE POOR MENTALLY

1)  When they loot money, they keep is in Switzerland 2)  When they want to enjoy with their family, they travel to USA 3)  when sick, th...

Saturday 14 May 2016

Week-end jokes

A man mistakenly transfered N2m to a wrong phone number via mobile money transfer.

After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money, he came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number saying:

"Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you. It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the ogboni
fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight. That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But in case you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid ur sudden death."

Five minutes later, he got an SMS saying:

"Please send another N2m, my friend is also interested."

The man fainted.... Lol😀

No comments:

Post a Comment