President Buhari called Former President Goodluck Jonathan today!!

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President Buhari called Former President Goodluck Jonathan today
After three ring without answer, Jonathan answered the fourth attempt.
Buhari: Jona
Jonathan: Your Excellency Sir
Buhari: I have been calling you and no answer, why?
Jonathan: Sorry, the phone was on silence
Buhari: Jona, there is a big problem. Please I need your help. A very big help please
Jonathan: Your Excellency, what is wrong?
Buhari: Please when can you come to Aso Rock?

Jonathan: Unfortunately your Excellency, I am not in Nigeria, I roamed my number that is why you got me on my Glo line.
Buhari: Oh I forgot, that Akwa Ibom boy, Hero Innocent Orikoha wrote on facebook that you are not in town.
Jonathan: Yes
Buhari: So please when can you come, there is a big problem
Jonathan: Your Excellency, what could be so urgent?
Buhari: It will be be better when you come. When are you coming?
Jonathan: I will come as soon as possible if only you can tell me what is wrong.
Buhari: I cannot sleep at night. The Air condition in the bedroom is too cold. Please where did you keep the remote so I can reduce it. Can you come and show me?
Jonathan: Hehe, your excellency, the remote is in the locker beside the table.
Buhari: Thank you, I told Lai Mohammed to look for it and he told me you stole the remote to wicked me just like Amaechi stole plates and spoons to wicked Wike. I almost called the EFCC to investigate.
Jonathan: Haha, Your Excellency, that is funny.
Buhari: How can Lai lie to me?
Jonathan: Such is life