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Friday 15 April 2016

Week- end joke!!!!!

TEACHER: Who is the president of nigeria?

CHILDREN: Lamido sanusi !

TEACHER: Correct! Who is d minister of defence?

CHILDREN: Asari dokubo

TEACHER: Good! What is d capital city of nigeria?

CHILDREN: Enugu!

TEACHER: Very Good! Who composed d national anthem?

CHILDREN: D-banj and 2face!

TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2+5?

CHILDREN: 25!!

TEACHER:That's great!! What do u call people from moscow?

CHILDREN: they all shouted "Mosquitoes"!!

TEACHER: Excellent, you're going to b stupid like this until ur government increases my salary!

One word for this teacher!

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