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ELEME RICH MEN ARE POOR MENTALLY

1)  When they loot money, they keep is in Switzerland 2)  When they want to enjoy with their family, they travel to USA 3)  when sick, th...

Friday, 8 July 2016

Eleme Youths Debunk Avengers’ Claim Over NNPC Pipeline Bombing

The Eleme Youth Council (EYC), the umbrella body of all youth groups in Eleme Local Government Area of Rivers State, has debunked claims by a militant group in the Niger Delta region, the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) that it blew up a pipeline belonging to one of the multinational oil companies operating in the area.

The NDA has in a statement posted on its Facebook page, ND Avengers on Wednesday, claimed responsibility for  blowing up a Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, (NNPC) pipeline at Eleme leading to the Nigeria Liquefied National Gas (NLNG) in Bonny Island.

The statement reads, “By 3.00 am, yesterday, Strike Team 2, carried out a major strike, bombing NNPC pipeline at Eleme leading to NLNG. You won’t stop  us.”

But, speaking to newsmen in Port Harcourt yesterday, President of EYC, Prince Brian Emere Gokpa, described the report by the militant group as a figment of the imagination of mischief makers, who want to portray Eleme in bad light.

Gokpa stated that Eleme local government area is relatively peaceful as security operatives in collaboration with the authorities have been able to curb criminality in the area.

He said, “The attention of Eleme Youth Council World-wide has been drawn to an online publication that the Niger Delta Avengers blew up pipelines in Eleme local government area. This information is not true; it is unfounded and baseless. It is the imagination of mischief makers whose aim is to project Eleme as a terrible local government area.”

The EYC President also called on youths in the area to embrace peace and abstain from criminal activities, saying, “Eleme local government area is relatively peaceful and no person or group of persons should give false alarm about security situation in the area.
“Let me use this medium to warn all criminal elements in the area to desist from such acts as the council and the youth body will not fold their hands and watch miscreants take over our local government area as we have the capacity to confront any crime in Eleme local government area.”

Eleme Youths Debunk Avengers’ Claim Over NNPC Pipeline Bombing

The Eleme Youth Council (EYC), the umbrella body of all youth groups in Eleme Local Government Area of Rivers State, has debunked claims by a militant group in the Niger Delta region, the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) that it blew up a pipeline belonging to one of the multinational oil companies operating in the area.

The NDA has in a statement posted on its Facebook page, ND Avengers on Wednesday, claimed responsibility for  blowing up a Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, (NNPC) pipeline at Eleme leading to the Nigeria Liquefied National Gas (NLNG) in Bonny Island.

The statement reads, “By 3.00 am, yesterday, Strike Team 2, carried out a major strike, bombing NNPC pipeline at Eleme leading to NLNG. You won’t stop  us.”

But, speaking to newsmen in Port Harcourt yesterday, President of EYC, Prince Brian Emere Gokpa, described the report by the militant group as a figment of the imagination of mischief makers, who want to portray Eleme in bad light.

Gokpa stated that Eleme local government area is relatively peaceful as security operatives in collaboration with the authorities have been able to curb criminality in the area.

He said, “The attention of Eleme Youth Council World-wide has been drawn to an online publication that the Niger Delta Avengers blew up pipelines in Eleme local government area. This information is not true; it is unfounded and baseless. It is the imagination of mischief makers whose aim is to project Eleme as a terrible local government area.”

The EYC President also called on youths in the area to embrace peace and abstain from criminal activities, saying, “Eleme local government area is relatively peaceful and no person or group of persons should give false alarm about security situation in the area.
“Let me use this medium to warn all criminal elements in the area to desist from such acts as the council and the youth body will not fold their hands and watch miscreants take over our local government area as we have the capacity to confront any crime in Eleme local government area.”

Friday, 27 May 2016

THE STAGE DOESN’T MATTER, YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE DRIVER DOES

There's an old story of the boy who stood on a sidewalk, waiting 4 a bus. A man walking by spotted the boy & gave him some gentle instruction. "Son," he said, "if you're waiting 4 the bus u need 2 move 2 the street corner. That's where the bus stops 4 passengers."

"It's OK," said the boy. "I'll just wait right here & the bus will stop 4 me."
The man repeated his argument, but the boy never moved. Just then, the bus appeared. Amazingly, the bus pulled over 2 where the boy stood & the child hopped on. The man on the sidewalk stood speechless. The boy turned around in the doorway & said, "Mister, I knew the bus would stop here, bcos the bus driver is my dad!"

When you've got a family relationship with the bus driver, u don't need a bus stop. If you've given your heart 2 the King of Kings, you're in a royal family of unspeakable proportions.

Today I would like 2 remind u that when u know the driver of life u can take the bus of life anywhere. He will stop & pick you up where people thought it is not possible.

Whether some are thinking that u are not in the right frame of mind, or the right status or the right career 2 succeed but this will change when the success giver is ur father & friend.

Whether u are Jobless,broke, single or married, or childless or divorced, or widowed. What matters is that u know Him who is able 2 do exceedingly abundantly above what we can think or even imagine.... Enjoy the ride.

#Happy Children's Day......!

Thursday, 26 May 2016

COUNTDOWN TO THE UNEP REPORT FLAG-OFF: YOUR IDEAS ARE ALIVE KEN, DEATH COULDN'T STOP YOUR ULTIMATE VICTORY


Last week, I promised do a daily countdown to the historic flag-off of the implementation of the UNEP REPORT ON OGONI LAND by President Muhammadu (Baridoo) Buhari beginning from Monday, but due to some circumstances, I couldn't start four days earlier. The launch of the implementation of the report is scheduled for June 2 in Ogoni land,  so I begin the countdown today to a great moment only seven days away. Let me specially urge you all to read this piece to the very end, a little long though it may be.

There is hardly any knowledgeable Nigerian or citizen of the world who needs the introduction of Kenule Beeson Saro Wiwa, Africa's greatest human and environmental rights activist of international repute who, through his ideas and towering intellectual endowments, deployed his pen and and his piercing oratorical prowess as tools of a vigorous, irresistible non-violent soul force campaign against the genocide Shell company and the Nigerian government practiced against the Ogoni and their environment. Even as pleas for clemency poured in from world leaders and the international community, the damned  noose of the hangman would violently grab his little neck and snuff life out of him on the gallows on November 10, 1995, on the orders of late General Sani Abacha after a Kangaroo military tribunal headed by (in)Justice Ibrahim Auta inappropriately found him guilty on trumped up charges of murder. The greatest irony being that a man who was in principle and practice opposed to violence, and who throughout his epic struggle advocated and favoured the non-violent approach as model for agitation; a man who couldn't throw a stone, a man who didn't know where the trigger was on a riffle, would die in the hands of violent men, falsely accused of a violent crime!

Ken Saro Wiwa lived for only 54 years, and even though he was an educationist, playwright, politician and television producer,  it was his non-violent struggle as environmental right activist championed through MOSOP that earned him international fame, and cast him in the apparel of something like a deity, an immortal in Ogoni land.

The Ogoni struggle for justice after decades of mindless oil exploitation on their land  and the concomitant environmental despoliation was hinged on a tripod as succinctly posited in the Ogoni Bill of Rights (OBR): (a) quest for environmental justice and restoration; (b) quest for political justice against political marginalization,  a right to fair representation in all Nigerian national institutions; (c) quest for economic justice to break the yoke of economic strangulation of the Ogoni. Although the tripod, as earlier stated, was boldly proclaimed in the OBR, it's the environmental plank that has always gained prominence over the other two, the campaign of MOSOP for Ogoni project 2015 notwithstanding.

In 2011, sixteen years after Ken Saro Wiwa was murdered, the United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP) released a damning report stating that vast areas of Ogoniland are unsafe for human habitation due to oil pollution. The report found that, in over 40 locations tested, the soil is polluted to a depth of 5 metres. Ogoniland's water bodies are all polluted. The levels of benzene in approximately 90 of the locations is more than 900 times above accepted World Health Organisation standards. This dangerously contaminated water is the source of drinking water for local communities. The UNEP report recommended that US$1 billion should be allocated to set up an environmental restoration fund and begin the clean up. In the four years since the report was published, the Nigerian government simply looked the other way even as Ogoni people buried their dead in worrying numbers every weekend as a result of illness mostly from oil pollution.

Ironically, a Niger Deltan who should  have better understood the lugubrious reality of oil pollution  on the environment, health and lives of the people was the President of Nigeria at the time the UNEP report on Ogoni land was published. Sadly, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, for reasons that can never be appreciated in this life and in the life to come simply looked the other way in spite of repeated pleas from Ogoni leaders as hydrocarbon pollution continued to wreck lives and livelihood in Ogoni land

But it's God that drives flies from cows without tails. On June 2, seven days from today, President Muhammadu Buhari, a Fulani from Daura in Katsina State will be live in body and soul in Ogoni land to launch what is without question the biggest environmental restoration project in the history of the African continent. That will be the day!

The effect of that commitment will be colossal and profound, not only in the Niger Delta, not only in Nigeria but in the African continent at large. The government of Nigeria headed by Buhari will be sending out a rare, if clear message, regrettably late as it is coming though, that if a small group of people can organise themselves and intellectually situate their agitation in a non-violent manner, the government and the world can come to their aid and heed their cry without the need to carry guns, spill blood and break bones. So the Ogoni situation presents a clear opportunity to President Buhari,  which if affectively and honestly utilised, can ignite a paradigm shift in the way Nigerians look at and reward those who agitate peacefully.

Before now, the norm has been that the attention of the government of Nigeria can only be secured by those who indulge in violent agitation and commit crimes against the country. We have seen it in the Niger Delta where armed militants blew up oil installations and got rewarded with multi-billion Dollar contracts and amnesty that only benefited them, not the entire Niger Delta people or the environment. They are at it again now that the money they got is running low. We are about to witness it in the north-east of Nigeria where Boko Haram embarked on a senseless carnage and government is about to spend billions of Dollars to rehabilitate the place. Viewed from that backdrop, the Ogoni clean up will be a watershed in the way government responds to non-violent struggles.

The implementation of the report, if religiously executed, will be the greatest posthumous vindication of Ken Saro Wiwa and eight of his compatriots, and the methods of constructive non-violence the Ogoni used to campaign for their rights under the sun.

Now, I remember the immortal statement  Ken Saro Wiwa wanted read out in the tribunal on the last day of his trial in 1995:

"My Lord, We all stand before history.
I am a man of peace, of ideas. Appalled by the denigrating poverty of my people who live on a richly-endowed land, distressed by their political marginalization and economic strangulation, angered by the devastation of their land, their ultimate heritage, anxious to preserve their right to life and to a decent living, and determined to usher to this Country as a whole a fair and just democratic system which protects everyone and every ethnic group and gives us all a valid claim to human civilization,  I have devoted all my intellectual and material resources, my very life, to a cause in which I have total belief and from which I cannot be blackmailed or intimated. I have no doubt at all about the ultimate success of my cause, no matter the trials and tribulations which I and those who believe with me may encounter on our journey. Neither imprisonment nor death can stop our ultimate victory"

Ken, ultimately, you have won. Your ideas have won. The methods of non-violence which you and those who believed in your cause favoured have won. The Ogoni people have won.

So, to President Buhari, to all those who will come with him to Ogoni land, to those that will follow the launch of the clean up of Ogoni land from all over the world on June 2,  please, spare a thought for Ken Saro Wiwa and his struggle. The attention of the world will be beamed on Ogoni that day because of his intellectually driven non-violent struggle and the ultimate sacrifice he paid so that his people will live life more abundantly. The first plank of the tripod of the Ogoni question, if properly handled, will be answered on June 2. The political and economic struggles are still unanswered. May June 2 bring those other answers closer. The Ogoni have been through so much, and may their historic non-violent struggle receive all the answers it sought.

From the place of your rest, dear Ken, stand up and dance. Dance the guns to silence. Dance through the flames of Shell, for you have won the ultimate victory.

Wednesday, 25 May 2016

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE WHO APPLIED FOR THE POLICE RECRUITMENT..

The exercise is scheduled for JUNE 6th and will hold at the same time in the whole federation to avoid political and undue interference and is planned to be transparent and the best so far.Be informed that only successful candidates will be contacted at the end of the Exercise.
THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW..
1. Check your Mailbox regularly..gmail or whatever....a mail will only be sent to prospective candidates from Police Service Commission
2. Check your phone regularly...text message will be sent to only successful candidates.
3. A computerized selection is done by the Police Service Commission and weeded away those with suspicious age declarations, incomplete school record that did not tally with original date of birth, those who submitted incomplete data during logging in.
4. Computerized selected and contacted candidates will be notified on a specific date for screening at the state commands level, Only those invited for a day meant for categories will be considered..to avoid roundness
5.All contacted candidates shud prepare to face a board comprising Representatives of federal character commission,Police service commission, Senior officers from Abuja,Media, Police commissioner,Other senior officers and Command PPRO.
6. Candidates should not appear with Luggage as There will be Dog sniffers, Bomb experts in the venue.
7. Candidates will undergo aptitude tests and physical check ups,eyesight, deformities,portruded bellies,height and chest measurement.etc
8.ASP and Inspectorate cadres will terminate their screening at Force Headquarters while the Specialists will be tested based on their skills at the Zonal level.

Goodluck!

Buhari’s one year ‘a colossal waste’ — Fayose


The Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, has described the increment in the pump price of petrol as one of the gifts of President Muhammadu Buhari to Nigerians to celebrate his one year in office, describing the president’s one year in office as “a colossal waste”.

In a statement titled; “Petrol Price Increment as Buhari’s 1st Year Anniversary Gift to Nigerians” which he personally signed, the governor said the Federal Government was indirectly collecting N58.50 naira tax from suffering Nigerians on each litre of petrol they buy.”

The statement reads; “Despite his electoral promise to reduce petrol pump price from the N87 per litre that he met it, President Muhammadu Buhari increased the price to N145! With this increment, Buhari has further impoverished Nigerians.

“Nigerians should be reminded that on April 14, 2015, President Buhari’s ally and former Minister of Petroleum and Energy, Prof. Tam David-West, told Nigerians that Gen. Mohammed Buhari (who was then President-elect), will reduce the fuel pump price from N87 to N40 per litre. Buhari did not debunk this statement made by his friend and major supporter.

“Also, when the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) government of Dr Goodluck Jonathan reduced the petrol pump price from N97 to N87 per litre in January 2015, former Lagos State Governor who is now Minister of Works, Power and Housing, Mr Babatunde Fashola said N10 reduction of the petrol pump price was too low and that Nigerians will get a better deal under Buhari. Fashola tweeted on January 18, 2015; ‘On PMS price reduction by N10. Now they listen. Oil the raw material drop over 50%, N10 is just about 10%. Good try but Nija can get a beta deal.’

“In rewarding Nigerians for electing him as president, President Buhari opted to increase petrol pump price by N58.50!

“The first justification of the increment was removal of subsidy. But Nigerians were later stunned when the Vice President, Prof Yemi Osinbajo said pump price of petrol was increased because Nigeria was broke!

“In other words, President Buhari increased petrol pump price because the country was broke and it needed to shore up its revenue base. The N58.50 added to the previous pump price of N86.50 was an Indirect Tax imposed on each litre of petrol purchased by Nigerians.

“Simply put, the Federal Government is indirectly collecting N58.50 naira tax from suffering Nigerians on each litre of petrol they buy. Buhari is no doubt acting like the proverbial Agbalowomeri Baale Jontolo (Aking that exploit his extremely poor subject to further enrich himself).

“It is on record that on May 2 this year, the federal government, in the Petroleum Product Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) Template released in Abuja, told Nigerians that it was subsidising petrol at N12.62 per litre.

“In 2012 when the Dr Jonathan removed fuel subsidy and increased petrol price to N141 per litre, crude oil was selling at $111 per barrel.

“If not wickedness, how can petrol price be increased to N145 per litre when crude oil is now selling at $49 per barrel?

“Increasing petrol pump price by N58.50 when the federal government claimed it was subsidising the product at N12.62 per litre is clear wickedness on the part of President Buhari.

“In the history of Nigeria, increase in price of petrol has never been as high as it was done by Buhari, putting Nigerians in severe hardship as the product affects every sector of the economy.

“Too bad, those who opposed removal of fuel subsidy in 2012 and funded the Occupy Nigeria protest are the ones canvassing support for this Buhari’s wicked one year anniversary gift to Nigerians.

“The labour unions are now completely cowed, dashing completely hope of the common people of Nigeria.

“Interestingly, this is not the first election promise by APC/Buhari that have been jettisoned since they got into office. The N5,000 unemployment benefits promised the downtrodden was derisively put down by this President as “largesse” with the president spurning the emotional plea of his own wife to the contrary. To add salt and insult unto injury, he traveled abroad to make the statement.

“Despite the mindless and indefensible hike in fuel price, the commodity is still not available. Minister of state for Petroleum says there is no forex to pay for fuel import; yet there is forex to indulge Buhari’s foreign-trip profligacy.

“Presidential spin doctors and APC chieftains labouring to hoodwink the people speak glibly of how so-called deregulation will make products available, reduce cost through competition and the interplay of market forces as well as encourage private sector to build more refineries. But thank God who loves Nigerians so much, the lies of these people was by divine arrangement, I suppose, revealed by no less a person than the junior minister Ibe Kachikwu himself when he said importation of fuel continues till 2019.

“Nigerians should be reminded that the manner of hardship being faced now was also faced during Buhari’s first coming as a military dictator when people had to queue for essential commodities. Now, Nigerians can’t even afford common tomato to prepare soup.

“So Nigerians you have heard the truth: Under Buhari/APC, it is almost certain that our suffering will continue till 2019.
“Nigerians, remember I warned you before Buhari was elected; I have been warning you since Buhari became president and I am warning now that if nothing is done urgently, the economy of Nigeria will collapse.”

Jungle Justice in Eleme yesterday!!!!

The Bible said it emphatically that the wages of Sin is DEATH  but the GIFT of God is eternal LIFE through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen

Though it happened yesterday, I wasn't there but got the Information from online Media Pals that this Happened in my Second Home Ogale.
The Advanced Learners Dictionary simply puts The Word "STEALING" as the act of taking something from someone unlawfully.
The same Dictionary also Explained a "THIEF" as a  Criminal who takes property belonging to someone else with the intention of keeping it or selling it.
The 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as amended and every other relevant Laws that guides,Governs and Protects The people and boundaries of our dear Nation Nigeria is against Criminality at all levels.
The Holy Quran also spoke against Criminality.
The President Muhamadu Okechukwu Buhari  has taken the war against corruption and Criminality as it's focal point and watchword.
The churches, social groups such as political, economic, youths council and the various students bodies are also contributing their quarters towards fighting corruption and Criminality.
Eleme has been a Hospitality zone that harbours multinationals and accommodates people from across the world not until threats to Human lives and properties became the order of the day.

This young guy burnt here was guilty of the above mentioned offences and the result was this.

No comments please. Just read and Give your Life to God. May his soul rest in Peace.

MARRIED IN SCHOOL BUH SINGLE AT HOME...


Welcome to Nigerian campuses where little girls are practising 'wifely functions'! Just visit the boys' hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl to live in with a course mate. It is now common for her lover to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal' and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile. Who is her lover? A 300 level student whose CGPA is barely up to 1.78! And they are aiming for the next best couple award for the session by the departmental association. So, the girl need to live in with him to prepare along.
What nonsense! It seems that some girls suddenly loose their senses immediately they gain admission. I've seen that some of them have no more sense of caution, honour and dignity. They would change their wardrobes and acquire a new set of make ups just to look 'campussy' and sexy enough for the guys. In months, they would start sleeping around with little boys. I mean boys who collect pocket money from their uncles! Dirty boys who most of the time are infected with sexually transmitted diseases. Hey! I want you to know that you were sent to school to obtain a degree not a disease. The campus is called a school; school not sex! You are on campus to receive education not ejaculation. You are here to master the use of a pen not the pleasures of a penis. Wake up girl! Do some thinking. Your future is greater than the 'best couple award'.
You cook for a boy you are more intelligent than. You give your virginity to a boy who will definitely leave you after graduation. You play wife to a boy who cannot even care for himself. Oh, you have given too much. Enough! Open your eyes! Can't you see you're being foolish? You are passing through the fears of unwanted pregnancies yet you are opening your legs to a coward who cannot stand before your father. And when you eventually gets pregnant, he would brutally advise you to abort it.

Two Lovers opted to call it quit with life!!!!

Two young lovers opted to call it quit with life rather than call it quit with love when they once again failed an attempt to secure full-time jobs. Lale, 18, and Jaka 21, had left School recently and moved together into a one room apartment in Aleto. Both were deeply in love but were deeply frustrated by their inability to feed that love with all the good things they desired.

To save their love from imminent collapse, the two young lovers killed themselves in a fume-filled car. How did they do it?

First, they hired a car, then drove to an isolated beauty spot. Then they manoeuvre it into the middle of an isolated mud-filled field. They wound up the car windows and using a hose, directed the exhaust into the black Camry. The lovers were found dead, locked in an embrace.

Who is to blame for the two lovers' dead?
What is the immediate cause of the lovers' suicide?
Is suicide the best escape route out of life challenges?
What is/are the security implications of the suicide pact, if any?
What advice do you have for our youths?

Tuesday, 24 May 2016

PLEASE GO VERIFY YOUR VEHICLE'S PLATE NUMBER.... CHECK THIS OUT....!


I Think it's time we stop over focussing on this PDP/APC, PMB and the rest issues and start looking where our problem is. I believe our problem is in the institutions of this country. I don't want to mention that of police now its for another day. It was on the 14th day of March that I drove into one of the police station to obtain the new tinted glass permit, in the process, it was discovered that the plate number of my car is being used by another car. My first question is "How is it possible?" Because I obtained this number from FRSC with all documents intact. I never know the car is going to stay for 12 days in the station.
A file was quickly open and the car became an exhibit. Thank God the car was registered by a very high ranking officer of the FRSC whom was brought to the station. As the investigation was going on, it was discovered that some people were producing these fake and duplicate number plates and giving out to innocent and unsuspicious Nigerian ripping them off their hard earned money.
My question is, should we now go and buy this numbers at a shop in Alaba or at idumota instead of the federal government approved agencies? In the course of my research, I stumbled upon the number plate verification system online. I started verifying cars of friends, church members and even cars that I see on the road. A shocking revelation was made that OUT OF EVERY 10 CARS you see on the road with LAGOS and ABUJA number plates, that at least 4 is FAKE.
You can check your own now.
(1) Go to www.nvisng.org/numberplateverification.aspx
(2) Enter your number in the space provided. Eg "ABC863AP
(3) Click on verify button. Then an information will be displayed below the  button. Because FRSC did not want the general public to see the full details of the registration, you will only see the name of your car and the date of registration.
Here are some samples:
1. This number plate has been produced by FRSC and assigned to Toyota highlander on 20/01/2015. If your car is Toyota highlander, then you are lucky its done. But if your car is for instance Toyota Camry and your verification shows the above message,  then you are in as me. Solution is to go and re-register your car afresh.
2. This number plate has been produced by FRSC and assigned to Matrix however  the vehicle is yet to be registered..... If your car is Matrix, then just go back to the person that registered your car and tell him/her to complete your registration.
3. This plate number has been produced by FRSC but yet to be assign   to any vehicle. It means that they just gave you a number plate that is not even registered in their system. Solution is to go to them to register your car and upload your information.
4. An invalid/wrong number plate. Do I need to explain this, NO.
Verify your car first and sort yourself out with the FRSC before you even proceed to police for tinted permit cos if police are the one to find out, then you know what follows. Many innocent Nigerian are suffering now because of impunity in our institutions
Note: this verification is only applicable to the number plates with this formats ABC123AB not AB123 ABC.

Let us spread this news until everyone is aware of this evil FRSC is perpetrating. You are free to share.#copied#

President Buhari called Former President Goodluck Jonathan today!!

There is a problem...
President Buhari called Former President Goodluck Jonathan today
After three ring without answer, Jonathan answered the fourth attempt.
Buhari: Jona
Jonathan: Your Excellency Sir
Buhari: I have been calling you and no answer, why?
Jonathan: Sorry, the phone was on silence
Buhari: Jona, there is a big problem. Please I need your help. A very big help please
Jonathan: Your Excellency, what is wrong?
Buhari: Please when can you come to Aso Rock?

Jonathan: Unfortunately your Excellency, I am not in Nigeria, I roamed my number that is why you got me on my Glo line.
Buhari: Oh I forgot, that Akwa Ibom boy, Hero Innocent Orikoha wrote on facebook that you are not in town.
Jonathan: Yes
Buhari: So please when can you come, there is a big problem
Jonathan: Your Excellency, what could be so urgent?
Buhari: It will be be better when you come. When are you coming?
Jonathan: I will come as soon as possible if only you can tell me what is wrong.
Buhari: I cannot sleep at night. The Air condition in the bedroom is too cold. Please where did you keep the remote so I can reduce it. Can you come and show me?
Jonathan: Hehe, your excellency, the remote is in the locker beside the table.
Buhari: Thank you, I told Lai Mohammed to look for it and he told me you stole the remote to wicked me just like Amaechi stole plates and spoons to wicked Wike. I almost called the EFCC to investigate.
Jonathan: Haha, Your Excellency, that is funny.
Buhari: How can Lai lie to me?
Jonathan: Such is life

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JUSTICE NYESOM-WIKE

Today, we celebrate our very own, Nigeria's most beautiful, exceptional and social-media-engaging First Lady, Her Excellency, Hon. Justice Eberechi Suzzette Nyesom-Wike, wife of the most performing Governor in Nigeria, His Excellency, Chief Nyesom Ezenwo Wike, CON, as she marks her birthday today, the first since being a member of our Facebook community.

Justice Nyesom-Wike is renowned in this community for being a civic educator and mentor to young people. Passionate about enhancing societal and family values, Her Excellency utilises her wealth of knowledge to build bridges and foster harmonious relations in society. We celebrate her and wish her the very best for life.


Happy Birthday, Your Excellency! God bless you richly.

VIRGINITY WITHOUT EXTRA OIL

A lot of ladies complain that guys walk away from them simply because they refused to give
them s*x some are even tempted to give away their virginity just to keep the guys.
Let me be very blunt here. Virginity may not be the real reason the guys go away. Yes, no doubt, there are several guys who want s*x and if they
don’t get it they walk away. The problem may not be with the virginity or the sex. The story of
the Ten virgins in the Bible reveals that both the wise and foolish were both virgins, the other five were not refused from seeing the
bridegroom because they were virgins or because they lost their virginity, but because they were foolish; they were called foolish
because they had no EXTRA OIL.
Most ladies don’t have any EXTRA OIL to sustain any relationship. While many brag about their
virginity, that is all they have to offer, they forget that virginity ends the night after the wedding,
but EXTRA OIL is what will keep marriage going.
If a man ask a lady for sex she says NO, the man can walk away if what he really wanted was
sex and also if that is all he thinks the lady can offer him. A man may not come to a lady for s*x. along the line he may be tempted to ask fors*x, if the lady turns him down, the man may still stay in the relationship if he sees other things that are valuable to him, but if he doesn’t, he may walk away.
Before you think guys are walking away because you are a virgin, look inwardly. Some ladies who brag about virginity are somewhat timid, some impolite, uncultured and aggressive. Why would a guy stay with such a lady? Some ladies do not have manners, some do not have much upstairs, some are not social, some are dull, and maybe
the best thing they have is their hips, nice backside, nice breast and nice lips, and so when
a guy comes because of all the physical shapes and wants s*x if he is turned down, he walks
away because there is nothing else interesting about the lady.
Most men now are even scared of marrying such virgins. Their fears prompt them to want to test
before they discuss marriage because many ladies who
got married as virgins have caused their husbands to be looking elsewhere because they
are too naΓ―ve on bed.
However, you don’t need to test to be sure she will be good, you can know a lady who will be
good at home and bed by her decent conversation, by the level of knowledge acquired, by her quest/zest passion for knowledge and by God’s leading. I know of many ladies who are
still virgins, they have great relationships, they have many friends around them, you may not
even know they are still virgins
unless they tell you. Do not break your virginity because a guy wants to walk away, unless you
don’t have anything else to offer in the relationship. It is not all about virginity, work to build up virtue. Virginity is good, but to your virginity, add knowledge, add EXTRA OIL….“And
beside this, giving all diligence, add to your faith, virtue; and to virtue, knowledge; And to
knowledge, temperance; and to temperance, patience; and to patience, godliness, And to
godliness, brotherly kindness; and
to brotherly kindness, charity.” 2Pet. 1:5-7.
Virginity or no virginity...,doyou have any Extra oil to sustain a relationship?
Ponder on this words ladies

"YOU NEVER CAN TELL HOW FAR YOU CAN GO UNTILL YOU TRY"



Overtime i have been working on creating a balance in my life and career, like doing things ordinarily I never thought I could, even though I knew they lay rest somewhere inside of me, I still was very afraid of doing them simply because I felt others are doing it better, but some how! I decided to try something new.
 
so! apart from Photo-journalism, cinematography, Journalistic writings and political appointments I am known for, I had to fan the flames of literary writings in me. Writing Poems, short stories, Spoken words, movie and programme scripts etc. Just practically interpreting the reality around me via writing and visuals.
I also Moved from musical video shoot into Television production as a TV program producer, director and it has been pretty awesome, taking centre stage in the main stream media, complementing various genres of art creatively to paint vivid pictures that mirror the society.

Recently I just finished recording and the shooting of the viral video to my first spoken word poetry titled "A CALL TO SERVE" (Now Playing on CRBC TV Calabar), specially dedicated to all serving Corps members in Cross River State.
I am also working on my first Audio book which will be translated into a Novel and also a Short Cinematic film in no time.. Surprised I am at this rapid development which made me to say, "YOU NEVER CAN TELL HOW FAR YOU CAN GO UNTILL YOU TRY" or! Like my colleagues in advertising and marketing will put it, "A TRIAL WILL CONVINCE YOU".
Keep pushing on, keep stretching, never stop trying and will surly get at it..

A friend spoke to me this morning, telling me hw she wished she could write the way I do, and for her sake I wrote this...

THE LAMENTS OF A SOLDIER WIFE. (I was inspired by a lady who lost her husband in Kolofata.)


Excuse me, have you seen my husband? He is a soldier, strong and brave. He has fierce eyes and a bravery of six lions. I hear him calling but I can’t see him.
He told me he will be coming back, he said he will bring me a medal of glory but now I hear a different story. He told me I will hear from him often. But maybe he has forgotten.
He told me he will come for the baby shower, we’ve waited and now the soup is sour.
If this be a dream, wake me up, if this be a piece of theatre, let the act end.
Let the drums end, let the music seize, let this dance end. It’s sickening
The day you left with your comrades, you all were singing victory songs as you sat at the back of the military wagon.
Were you singing victory into your death?
 You left me just like your comrades had left other women.  Shame on you all.
What wrong did we do? Did we marry heroes or horrors?
Every day I hear the enemy visited and I will ask, what about mine.
God please give me a sign.
Today they told me you were coming home. I bathe the children and we waited. I wanted to hear the same victory songs you went with but instead I heard the siren of death. I saw your comrades all in tears, junior clinched to me in fear when he asked, mummy where is daddy?  They showed us a box. What do I tell the children? “Daddy went to fight the dragon and the dragon ate him”.
I refuse to accept this, bring my husband back to me.
Where is my husband, where is my hero. Let him call my name.
Now you put all these medals on him, of what use are medals to a dead man?
Why did I marry a soldier, why did I marry a man who will choose death over me?
Now you’re gone protecting the country, who will protect me?
Shame on you husband of mine. Shame on you father of my children. What did I do wrong that you took me from my father’s house just to leave me alone? Shame on you soldier.
They say you are a hero, no you are a coward. Only a coward will leave his wife and kids to a world of uncertainty.
Wake up from there and tell me how to handle this calamity.
After all these gunshots and decoration, the people will go and I will start facing reality.
The people you went to defend will never pass by again
Why did I marry a soldier?  #ify4u

(Ever since I wrote this, I have not been able to post it because every day I read it I cry. It’s okay if you cry too. I just want you to understand how a woman somewhere feels so that we can together support these women who lost their husbands at the war front. IFAANA QUALAR)